★★★★★
“Perfect for halloween. It would be scarier without the playing music though.”
Haunt Grove · Halloween 2026
The Porch Creeper™ – Motion-Activated Doll Face Spider
★★★★★ 17 reviews
$69.99
$89.99
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Low stock — order soon. Ships with tracking in 7–12 days
Order by October 15 to have it on the porch before Halloween night
🚚 Ships in 7–12 days
🌙 Free U.S. shipping over $70
🛡️ 30-day guarantee
🎃 Halloween night in
Delivery takes 7–12 days — order by October 15.
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Motion activated
Glowing red eyes
Creepy sounds
Indoor & outdoor
What you're getting
The thing on your porch
Something is crawling toward the candy bowl… Meet The Porch Creeper™ — the doll-faced spider that waits in silence and springs to life the moment someone walks by. Glowing red eyes, chilling sounds, and a cracked doll face your trick-or-treaters will never forget.
Why it's terrifying
- Motion & sound activated — stays still until a guest gets close, then lights up and shrieks
- Glowing red eyes that pierce through the dark
- Cracked doll face — the unsettling detail that makes people scream first and laugh after
- Furry, realistic legs with a wide creepy span — 24 in / 60 cm across
- Indoor & outdoor ready — porch, doorway, hallway, candy table, or haunted garage
Details
- Battery powered — no cords, place it anywhere
- Lightweight and easy to position or hang
- One size — big enough to scare, easy to store after the season
Good to know
Ships with tracking. Typical U.S. delivery 7–12 days — order by mid-October to have it on the porch before Halloween night. 🕷️
⚠️ Not a toy. Keep out of reach of small children.
A closer look
Meet the thing on your porch
The ambush
It waits. Then it doesn't.
The built-in motion and sound sensor keeps it perfectly still until a guest steps into range. No looping timers, no wasted scares — the surprise stays a surprise for every single trick-or-treater.
- Triggers on movement or loud sound
- Glowing red eyes pierce the dark
- Shrieking audio the moment it wakes
The face
A cracked doll face nobody is ready for
Spiders are scary. Dolls are scary. Together? People scream first and laugh after — and that reaction is exactly what gets your porch filmed and shared.
- Cracked bald doll head with glowing red eyes
- Furry, realistic legs — 24 in / 60 cm across
- Big enough to be seen from the sidewalk
The setup
Battery powered. Place it anywhere.
No cords, no outlets. Set it by the front door, in a bush along the walkway, next to the candy bowl — or in the hallway for whoever gets up for water at 2am.
- Cordless — batteries only
- Lightweight, easy to position or hang
- Indoor & outdoor ready
🚚 Ships in 7–12 daysTracked delivery to your door, every order.
🌙 Free U.S. shipping over $70Flat $8 standard shipping under $70.
🛡️ 30-day peace of mindProblem with your order? We'll make it right.
Reviews
What people say after the first scream
★★★★★ 17 reviews
★★★★★
“Exactly as described, we found it to be a decorative element very consistent with the theme we had in mind.”
Reviews collected on this product from its manufacturer's store listings.
Questions
Before you summon it
When will my order arrive?
Orders ship with tracking and typically arrive in 7–12 days. During peak Halloween season we recommend ordering by October 15 to be safe.
How does the bundle discount work?
It's automatic. Pick 2 Creepers and 15% comes off at checkout; 3 Creepers takes 20% off. Orders over $70 also ship free within the U.S.
What are Priority Delivery and Shipping Protection?
Both are optional add-ons you can tick in the cart. Priority Delivery moves your order to the front of our processing line. Shipping Protection means if the package is lost, stolen or arrives damaged, we replace it free.
Is it too scary for young kids?
It's a startle, not a horror movie — kids usually go from scream to laughing in about three seconds. For a gentler setup, place it further from the door so they spot it sooner.
What batteries does it use?
Standard household batteries (not included), so there are no cords and you can place it absolutely anywhere — porch, bushes, hallway, garage.
What if something's wrong with my order?
Email us within 30 days of delivery at somoox5@gmail.com and we'll sort it out — replacement or refund, whichever fixes it.
Halloween is coming
The candy bowl won't guard itself.
Order now — it arrives in 7–12 days, ready for the season.
Get The Porch Creeper — $69.99